"Apparently when X decided to use his body to seal away some elf thing and become a ghost. And when everyone else became too weak and stupid to do anything right. This is all cleaning up other people's messes."

"I mean, they had the defenses down and they still get mowed down like pansies. This one pink guy sneaks into Arcadia to get the 'ultimate power' of the Dark Elf and that's obviously going to go wrong and- stop transporting me back to the stupid base the teleporter takes forever and I was right there! Why did you bring me back!" Because it was the end of a level obviously but that doesn't stop him from questioning the sanity of the NPCs and yelling at them like they can hear him.